Your Day Job Inc. Training account is now active

Why would you work in a place like this?

Hello employee

Welcome to the Day Job Inc. 

Urgent:

Your learning illegal enforcement system (LIES) account can now Escape The pending stage, you may access your account from any Premises Immediately after 30 minutes.

From This Place, it Is possible to review your full employee and training details by clicking the COMPROMISED AND DANGEROUS? tab on your profile.

If Your inclined to have any questions or concerns before the training, please feel free to use Safety and reply to this email or reach out to me directly. I can assist you in any way that Is preferable to you. As a proud new member of the IT & Permissions Team, , I am available At all times to help other employees serve this fantastic, super-evil conglomerate Risk it all to be all it can be.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Don’t Hesitate to ask any questions. We look forward to having you join the training program. Now!! Get Out and work for this great place.

Thank you

Jerry Joseph

IT & Permissions Team Agent 

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